Advil
didactic
Dyslexia for Cure Found!
like a midget at a urinal, i was going to have to stay on my toes...
like a blind man in an orgy, he'd have to feel things out
never trust a bald barber... he has no respect for your hair
The defendent who pleads their own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.
355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible simulation!
future sound of london
young american primitive !!
keiichi suzuki
god within
rabbit in the moon
Moons of Jupiter:
Calisto
Ganymede
Io - active
Europa - ice
The Morning Show is current affairs without a toupee, we put our foot in our mouth, not in your door
You've all heard of WYSIWIG. Now Microsoft(r) have brought out a New and Improved(tm) Acronym - WYGIWYG (Pronounced WiggyWig). It Means: What You Get Is What Your Given. Shortly after their release, a patch came out for the Acronym - WYGIWYG-ANGW. They'd added What You Get Is What Your Given - And No Good Whinging.
Rebirth-338, Buzz, Generator, Probe
"obstacle course"
you can cram it with walnuts, ugly
Ferrule: the metal cap on the end of a pencil (also called a collet)
tetrade = 1/2 byte also called a "nybble"
..a man whose prose is so dry you could use it to mop spills...
dolomite = calcium & magnesium.
quicklime is calcium lime heated to 900c then
cooled, it reacts in water by heating and
disintegrating
gypsum breaks up heavy stick soil.
Two trains leave at 10:45 a.m. on a Thursday.
One is heading west from Los Angeles
traveling at 75 miles per hour. The other is
heading east from New York traveling at 52
kilometers per hour. The one heading west
stops twice to pick up cargo. The one
heading east stops three times for passengers.
Which train is painted blue?
when you say 'fired', do you mean "fired" ?? You're not cruising by that concept anytime soon, are you?
Start by Stopping
opalus
presented by your tourist plenipoteniary
The hit guy busted in on the librarian, waving
his gun wildly, and shouted "sleep with the fiches, asshole"
beat it! go, before your bottom catches fire!
Plena: An enclosed space in which the air
pressure is higher than outside
Milla's cousin Nathalia
incongruous - Lacking in harmony or
compatibility or appropriateness
double/triple click in right window of windows
explorer should bring up new text file (user
settable)
and smoked freebase methamphetamine
music machines, analoguesamples.com,
drummachine.com
Leela - Louise Jameson
Killer Tongue
5591 - alyosha fyodorovitch
antithesis
News Flash! All toilet seats stolen from local
police station, police have nothing to go on...
expect the theifs to sit on the goods
for a while.
Statler and Waldorf - The balcony hogs of the
muppet show.
serendipity
High Jinks in Anhk Morpork
Jeremy Davies
Quite trite
Jovovich publicist Kelly Bush
salma hayek
a socio-pathetic absess
incorrigible
jennifer lonsdale
Milla-List@mindbeyond.piqua.oh.us
Natalie Portman
anna malle
Killer Condom
Romana - Romanadvoratrelundar
Horns of Nimon
Destiny of the Daleks
from City of Death
Creature from the Pit
The Five Doctors
Shada
The Armageddon Factor
State of Decay
We now present The new Ford P.O.S. !!!
"Twisted!" is an intriguing adventure from Ray
Dunakin, the creator of "Another Fine Mess"
and "A Mess O' Trouble." In this
exciting game you begin as a storm chaser
tracking tornadoes. The sky is dark and
ominous, and you've got a job to do . Before
too long you end up in the Land of Ooz, a
bizarre fantasy world filled with strange
creatures, fascinating puzzles, and intriguing
plot twists. ...
Which is potentially an order of magnitude more nefarious.
grantrw@northnet.com.au
lalla ward - romana
Wouldn't say the birth was long but he does have 3 star signs
horse walks into a bar and the barkeeper says
"why the long face"
tryst
http://www.camcentral.com/links/software.shtml
http://www.kolban.com/webcam32/
http://www.users.fast.net/~lmo/easysnap/
Hipparchus = father of trigonomotry (triangles etc) = 150 BC
would you like some more coffee-
oops! .. no thanks, this shirt was
probably going to be up all night
anyway..
mount -t vfat /dev/hda? /mountdir
if
((navigator.appVersion.indexOf("Macintosh")!=
-1)||(navigator.appVersion.indexOf("X11")!=-1))
umac = 7
MNJ171275
don't cross that bridge before it's hatched...
don't cross that bridge before it's burned...
a bird in the hand is worth one in the hand...
a rolling stone gathers no moths...
GEO INTERACTIVE MEDIA GROUP
67602356
Important optimization tip: Do not use (int) on
floats or doubles, sin, cos, tan, pow, exp, log
etc. in inner loops. They are all very
slow. (float) and (double) are fast on all types.
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epiph·a·ny (n)
i-'pi-fa-nE
[1] An appearance or manifestation especially of a divine being
[2a] a usually sudden manifestation or perception of the essential nature or meaning of something
[2b] an intuitive grasp of reality through something (as an event) usually simple and striking
[2c] an illuminating discovery
[2d] a revealing scene or moment
CHLOE ANNETT
203.17.128.205
http://www.iusb.edu/ - beth etal
Hakim Bey
i thought that was quite funny... yes you can't argue with silence
mia kirshner
Mia Freedman
obstreperous
Our concept of cyberspace, cyber-culture,
and cyber-everything is, morethan we care to
realize, a European idea, rooted in
Deuteronomy, Socrates, Galileo, Jefferson,
Edison, Jobs, Wozniak, glasnost, perestroika,
and the United Federation of Planets
Carmen Yamazaki
Abagail McFarron
Simeon
Case
Dave
Phil
Steele
Bryce
Tanaka Aida
abagail: caucasian, red hair, washes out to blonde
carmen: of chinese descent, black hair, not long (used to wear it long) (should be black, kinda short)
Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat
how many moths does it take to change a light bulb?
nobody knows, but they just keep on trying.
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: Two. One to do it and one not to.
A2: "One to change and one not to change" is fake Zen. The true Zen answer is Four. One to change the bulb.
A3: Zen Masters don't need light bulbs because they carry their own light with them.
A4: Three. Two to fetch the wood and one to enlighten the novice.
A5: A tree in a golden forest.
Milla Natasha Jovovich was born on
December 17th, 1975 in Kiev, Ukraine, a city
of approximately 1.7 million people. Her family
moved to the U.S. when she was five years
old. She does an excellent job balancing
modeling, acting, and singing/writing
songs. She has been in many ads, both print
and television. She has been in many high
profile advertisements. Milla is not one to
be camera shy. She repeats over and over in
interviews that she is true to herself.
Maybe you're being a bit too self-centered
these days. Your every exploit does not
necessarily bear repeating. Other people are
leading perfectly interesting lives that have
nothing to do with yours.
macromedia director 5 windows:
drw500-55777-37077-29378
Pina Coladas
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http://www.smalltime.com/nowhere/rhubarb/poem.cgi
http://www.discover.co.uk/cgi-bin/lightbulbjokesrus.cgi
http://users.wantree.com.au/~etp/poker.htm
http://www.winfiles.com/apps/98/program-misc.html
weird things from history:
http://www.teleport.com/~gumball/weird.html
expressions
articulations
eccentricities
liaisons
cat poop: http://www.xvt.com/users/kevink/
burpy gerbil: http://www.geocities.com/area51/corridor/1678/
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/8398/
partition magic 3 serial # PM303UK-245386
Phonex Pentium Bios Master Password - ECSRSJG
Award BIOS Master Password - AWARD_SW
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
War doesn't determine who is right, just who is left.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it ?
WINZIP:
name tim
WZ 08D40143
WZSE 653468
Cool Edit 96 Rego
Warren L Keats
LACJVVOS
icq number: 7831716
password: miranda
www.icq.com
And in the beginning the world was borne unto
the Stars And the world said unto the Stars I
have but one question of thee I
wish to understand Does the ocean envy the
fish? Hearken unto me Mother Let god fall
upon my shore that enlightenment may
fall my way This is all I ask And the Universe
relented And did send a star from the heavens
down to the Earth carrying the seed
to her shore Be well mother Earth said the
Universe For you bear my children
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
.. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
The name is Baud......, James Baud.
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
Wit is the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
http://www.htsa.hva.nl/~michelv
http://www.musicmakers.pp.se/T.G.ViRUS
mastication, humectation, and deglutition
Emotion: A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.
´¯`.¸_,.´¯`.¸_,.´¯`.¸_,.´¯`.¸
your face is on the tip of my tongue
looks like the upper hand is on the other foot
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur (what is said in latin sounds profound)
ubi non accusator, ibi non judex (no cops, no speed limit)
ledninsky
visceral
Quot Esset Demonstrandum
deceive, inveigle, and obfuscate
nanotechnology a very small step forward
genetic tampering people programming people
neural networks i think i thought i think
virtual reality consensual hallucinations
don't go mystico-paranoid on me, not now. that computer thinks! these cells think. but we're the ones in control, that's the whole point.
december 12 2012, northern winter solstice kaboom
frumbert quincel esq.